If you’re happy, I’m happy too.
My mom was a tiger.
I heard you were a virgin.
The gentleman’s guide to amputation.
Bang. Bang. Bang. Banana gun!
nevver:
Knock, knock.
I would poop my pants if this ever happened to meĀ
How did you do that?!
Words.
Sensitive toothpaste.
The five stages of incessant pop music.
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