Dry Humor

If you’re happy, I’m happy too.

If you’re happy, I’m happy too.


My mom was a tiger.

My mom was a tiger.



I heard you were a virgin.



The gentleman’s guide to amputation.


Bang. Bang. Bang. Banana gun!

Bang. Bang. Bang. Banana gun!



nevver:

Knock, knock.

I would poop my pants if this ever happened to meĀ 



How did you do that?!



Words.


Sensitive toothpaste.

Sensitive toothpaste.



The five stages of incessant pop music.


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